Mirka U Bitch
Apr. 7th, 2011 11:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hwrnmnbsolI goes to work SO MAD today. I gets up and doesnt even have time to take my morning stim before Ritta waves me. Guess whos been talking turd about u to Jason even though u like him, she says. Mirka, thats who. Ritta says, they was all at The Hookah last night and Mirka is like ALL OVER Jason and dragging my name thru the goo. So its not until I have my stim and shower that it really hits me how mad I am, and it totally sux because I work with Mirka and I am going to have to deal with her BITCH AZZ all day at the okDok.
I gets on the gravlev and I am thinking maybe I should wave Mirka but then I am like NOOOOO I want to see her face when I set her str8. Mirka u ho I thinks, u has always been kinda bitchy but THIS is LOW. As in SUB-BASEMENT. How many times has I waved u about Jason this and Jason that? and now u do me dirty? I just went round and round and by the time I gets off at my stop my head was all BIG EXPLODE. As in MOUNT FUJI.
I goes into the okDok and puts on my apron and paper hat and facemask and elbow gloves. Micki is managing and says, hey Leni, u have the drivethru window today. And I am like that is cool, but has you seen Mirka yet? I am super careful to not say THAT BITCH MIRKA. Micki says nope, Mirka late but she be in later, how come? I says no reason, no big, and I get in the drivethru kiosk. Already the hovers are stacked up 8 deep and I am super mad before I even get started. I swears, if I am still working fast medicine when I turn 20, I am going to commit SUICIDE. As in LADY GAGA.
So the first hover rolls up, a WAMbulance, and guy inside is in a bad way, large liquid MESS, as in GULF of MEXICO. I says can I take your order sir, and he says he cant feel his legs, and I says yes but CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER SIR. He asks for the full lower body scan, wound closure, blood and platelets, and anti bugs. I asks if he wants extra painkillers and he is like YES DUH and I am like EXCUSE my SWAGGA but I am not the CLASSY JOE riding round in a ROBOT AMBULANCE so that shuts him right up, and anyway I had to intubate him just then. I hooks him up to the various drips, goes over him with the can of Repairosol, and shoots him thru the Nray machine. His pelvis is in PIECES, as in LEANING TOWER OF. I pull a Fixit pak of nanos out of the 'Hip' freezer, shoot him up, swipe his credstick, and off he goes.
And then WHO COMES STROLLING IN but that BITCH MIRKA, all smiles and giggles. She thinks she SUCH a BIG SHIT because she had been at the okDok for two years so they have moved her out of drivethru and into thoracic surgery. She comes in and is all like HI and I am all like NOT HI and I am all getting worked up again over what I am going to say to her because I am still just SO MAD.
Next hover up is two guys and the guy who is not driving is missing half his hand. And he is like hey, my trash disintegrator jumped up and bit me, can I get three fingers please? So I says well, u should just order a whole hand off the value menu, and even if we leave off a couple fingers u will still pay less. So they are like thats cool and I go get a prosthetic out of the fridge. And there is Mirka and she says can u get me a pak of penicillin when u are in there? And I says GET UR OWN PENICILLIN MIRKA U BITCH, and then U KNOW it got to be sticky back in the fridge area.
Micki comes running up and is like WHAT IS GOING ON and has to get between us because I am ABOUT to REVISE some FACIAL PROPORTIONS. As in PICASSO. And Mirka will not stop running her stupid mouth and yapping and cussing and whatever. Micki just says Leni get ur DUMB BUTT back into the drivethru kiosk, and Mirka u COOL UR JETS (whatever that means) and we will TALK LATER. So I take my stupid hand, staple it on the guy, spray the Repairosol, get paid and get those guys gone. But I was still steaming about Mirka and how she didnt really get to get told all proper.
Next hover is a CharleyHearse. It scooped up some bum and was going to cremate him right there but he wasnt dead so they had to bring him to okDok. I dont know why they didnt take him to QuickQuack or Mama Ts, but I guess we were elected. Bum is unconscious so I has to diagnose instead of taking his order. PulseOx is down and brain activity low so I hook him up to the tubes and gets him into the pulmo machine. He doesnt have a credstick so I dont give him painkillers, just gets his pulseOx up and stim him until he can walk and talk. I also puts a metabolic inhibitor in him so he be SLOW, as in SLOTH ON TRANKS, until he pays his bill.
Micki shows up and says OK what is the deal and I tell him all about Rittas wave and he rolls his eyes and says really, seriously? Then he takes off and I get the next hover. Some lady says she has pains and she would like an MRI, and I say I am sorry lady but the MRI machine is broke, can I interest u in an Nray scan? She gets all pissed and takes off and I am like THANK U FOR COMING TO OKDOK U GIANT PIECE OF RAT DROPPINGS.
Then Mirka sticks her neck in and starts yelling stuff saying I DIDN'T TALK TRASH ABOUT U U SLUT and I am like GET UR BITCH AZZ OUT OF MY KIOSK and Mirka says I WAS KEEPING U OUT OF TROUBLE. Then Micki has to break it up again and says Mirka, u dumb cow, if u dont get back in the OR then I am going to schedule u for weekends for the next month. So she goes off and I am still mad but now I am like, well what did that just mean?
Next I get a hover with some lady and her brat in the back and she says her brat is very sick because his fever is really high. So I hook him to the metabolator but I guess my mind was still thinking about what Mirka said so I dialed it up instead of down and the lady starts screaming because his fever hits 107. So I get him iced down and fixed up before really any brain damage can happen but the lady is still pissed and yells for my manager. Micki comes up and comps her order and gives her a bunch of free painkillers so that was all cool.
But now I am really curious about Mirka so I sneak out of the kiosk and go to the OR rooms where Mirka is working. She is sewing up a guy who got cut in half and I open the door and say HEY BITCH, WHAT U MEAN U KEEP ME OUT OF TROUBLE? and Mirka says HEY CLOSE THE DOOR, THIS ROOM STRICTLY NON-HO, and I am like FINE BITCH and I am COMPLETELY GONE. As in Jerusalem.
I get back to the kiosk and some AZZHOLE is honking his horn and he is like WHAT TOOK U SO LONG and I am like WE DREW STRAWS TO SEE WHO HAS TO MESS WITH UR UGLY AZZ AND I LOST. So he says he is really sad all the time and is thinking about ending it all, and I am like yes sir but can u please order off the menu. He asks for a complete neural wipe and a side of euphorics, and I says we do not have euphorics you have to go to QuickQuack for that, the menu is RIGHT THERE, can you READ IT or should I bring you a side of EYES. Then he starts sobbing and I am like JESUS and I say MICKI I am ON BREAK.
I am purging in the head and Mirka comes in to scrub. And she says LISTEN Leni my sister went with Jason and he was a turd, a real cutter, knocked out some teeth even, really NOT A GENTLEMAN. As in KIM JONG-UN. And she says she didnt talk trash about me, just told Jason to back off because Leni is a nice girl, and Ritta got all upset because she likes Jason herself. So I says well, I did not know that. Yeah, Mirka says, u did not. And I am like okay. And she is like okay.
Outside the head Micki says hey, is everything cool? And I say it is cool. So Micki tells me to sweep up out in the waiting room, and I go out and start brooming up needles and plasma bags.
Now I am thinking, O GREAT. I got two problems now; I has got to figure out how to apologize and get str8 with Mirka, which is hard because she DOES NOT FORGET SHIT. As in ISRAEL. But now also I has got to get back at that ho Ritta who got me into this deep goo.
Ritta U Bitch!
I gets on the gravlev and I am thinking maybe I should wave Mirka but then I am like NOOOOO I want to see her face when I set her str8. Mirka u ho I thinks, u has always been kinda bitchy but THIS is LOW. As in SUB-BASEMENT. How many times has I waved u about Jason this and Jason that? and now u do me dirty? I just went round and round and by the time I gets off at my stop my head was all BIG EXPLODE. As in MOUNT FUJI.
I goes into the okDok and puts on my apron and paper hat and facemask and elbow gloves. Micki is managing and says, hey Leni, u have the drivethru window today. And I am like that is cool, but has you seen Mirka yet? I am super careful to not say THAT BITCH MIRKA. Micki says nope, Mirka late but she be in later, how come? I says no reason, no big, and I get in the drivethru kiosk. Already the hovers are stacked up 8 deep and I am super mad before I even get started. I swears, if I am still working fast medicine when I turn 20, I am going to commit SUICIDE. As in LADY GAGA.
So the first hover rolls up, a WAMbulance, and guy inside is in a bad way, large liquid MESS, as in GULF of MEXICO. I says can I take your order sir, and he says he cant feel his legs, and I says yes but CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER SIR. He asks for the full lower body scan, wound closure, blood and platelets, and anti bugs. I asks if he wants extra painkillers and he is like YES DUH and I am like EXCUSE my SWAGGA but I am not the CLASSY JOE riding round in a ROBOT AMBULANCE so that shuts him right up, and anyway I had to intubate him just then. I hooks him up to the various drips, goes over him with the can of Repairosol, and shoots him thru the Nray machine. His pelvis is in PIECES, as in LEANING TOWER OF. I pull a Fixit pak of nanos out of the 'Hip' freezer, shoot him up, swipe his credstick, and off he goes.
And then WHO COMES STROLLING IN but that BITCH MIRKA, all smiles and giggles. She thinks she SUCH a BIG SHIT because she had been at the okDok for two years so they have moved her out of drivethru and into thoracic surgery. She comes in and is all like HI and I am all like NOT HI and I am all getting worked up again over what I am going to say to her because I am still just SO MAD.
Next hover up is two guys and the guy who is not driving is missing half his hand. And he is like hey, my trash disintegrator jumped up and bit me, can I get three fingers please? So I says well, u should just order a whole hand off the value menu, and even if we leave off a couple fingers u will still pay less. So they are like thats cool and I go get a prosthetic out of the fridge. And there is Mirka and she says can u get me a pak of penicillin when u are in there? And I says GET UR OWN PENICILLIN MIRKA U BITCH, and then U KNOW it got to be sticky back in the fridge area.
Micki comes running up and is like WHAT IS GOING ON and has to get between us because I am ABOUT to REVISE some FACIAL PROPORTIONS. As in PICASSO. And Mirka will not stop running her stupid mouth and yapping and cussing and whatever. Micki just says Leni get ur DUMB BUTT back into the drivethru kiosk, and Mirka u COOL UR JETS (whatever that means) and we will TALK LATER. So I take my stupid hand, staple it on the guy, spray the Repairosol, get paid and get those guys gone. But I was still steaming about Mirka and how she didnt really get to get told all proper.
Next hover is a CharleyHearse. It scooped up some bum and was going to cremate him right there but he wasnt dead so they had to bring him to okDok. I dont know why they didnt take him to QuickQuack or Mama Ts, but I guess we were elected. Bum is unconscious so I has to diagnose instead of taking his order. PulseOx is down and brain activity low so I hook him up to the tubes and gets him into the pulmo machine. He doesnt have a credstick so I dont give him painkillers, just gets his pulseOx up and stim him until he can walk and talk. I also puts a metabolic inhibitor in him so he be SLOW, as in SLOTH ON TRANKS, until he pays his bill.
Micki shows up and says OK what is the deal and I tell him all about Rittas wave and he rolls his eyes and says really, seriously? Then he takes off and I get the next hover. Some lady says she has pains and she would like an MRI, and I say I am sorry lady but the MRI machine is broke, can I interest u in an Nray scan? She gets all pissed and takes off and I am like THANK U FOR COMING TO OKDOK U GIANT PIECE OF RAT DROPPINGS.
Then Mirka sticks her neck in and starts yelling stuff saying I DIDN'T TALK TRASH ABOUT U U SLUT and I am like GET UR BITCH AZZ OUT OF MY KIOSK and Mirka says I WAS KEEPING U OUT OF TROUBLE. Then Micki has to break it up again and says Mirka, u dumb cow, if u dont get back in the OR then I am going to schedule u for weekends for the next month. So she goes off and I am still mad but now I am like, well what did that just mean?
Next I get a hover with some lady and her brat in the back and she says her brat is very sick because his fever is really high. So I hook him to the metabolator but I guess my mind was still thinking about what Mirka said so I dialed it up instead of down and the lady starts screaming because his fever hits 107. So I get him iced down and fixed up before really any brain damage can happen but the lady is still pissed and yells for my manager. Micki comes up and comps her order and gives her a bunch of free painkillers so that was all cool.
But now I am really curious about Mirka so I sneak out of the kiosk and go to the OR rooms where Mirka is working. She is sewing up a guy who got cut in half and I open the door and say HEY BITCH, WHAT U MEAN U KEEP ME OUT OF TROUBLE? and Mirka says HEY CLOSE THE DOOR, THIS ROOM STRICTLY NON-HO, and I am like FINE BITCH and I am COMPLETELY GONE. As in Jerusalem.
I get back to the kiosk and some AZZHOLE is honking his horn and he is like WHAT TOOK U SO LONG and I am like WE DREW STRAWS TO SEE WHO HAS TO MESS WITH UR UGLY AZZ AND I LOST. So he says he is really sad all the time and is thinking about ending it all, and I am like yes sir but can u please order off the menu. He asks for a complete neural wipe and a side of euphorics, and I says we do not have euphorics you have to go to QuickQuack for that, the menu is RIGHT THERE, can you READ IT or should I bring you a side of EYES. Then he starts sobbing and I am like JESUS and I say MICKI I am ON BREAK.
I am purging in the head and Mirka comes in to scrub. And she says LISTEN Leni my sister went with Jason and he was a turd, a real cutter, knocked out some teeth even, really NOT A GENTLEMAN. As in KIM JONG-UN. And she says she didnt talk trash about me, just told Jason to back off because Leni is a nice girl, and Ritta got all upset because she likes Jason herself. So I says well, I did not know that. Yeah, Mirka says, u did not. And I am like okay. And she is like okay.
Outside the head Micki says hey, is everything cool? And I say it is cool. So Micki tells me to sweep up out in the waiting room, and I go out and start brooming up needles and plasma bags.
Now I am thinking, O GREAT. I got two problems now; I has got to figure out how to apologize and get str8 with Mirka, which is hard because she DOES NOT FORGET SHIT. As in ISRAEL. But now also I has got to get back at that ho Ritta who got me into this deep goo.
Ritta U Bitch!
