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Brief Conversation with Big D
Aug. 6th, 2012 12:28 pmBig D: Hey man what's up?
A: Hey guy, I'm just watching all the Bourne movies end to end.
Big D: Me too on Bravo! Bourne is such a badass.
A: Yeah, except these super-assassins always do the same weak thing. When they come to take you out, they cut the land-lines. All that really does is send a signal saying HEY SUCKAS I AM COMING TO GET YOU.
Big D: True, and then they should all be whipping out their cell phones and crying at their mommas.
A: BE AFRAID BITCHES I HAVE TOTALLY TAKEN OUT YOUR FAX MACHINE!
Big D: HEY JASON BOURNE YOU BIG SHITBAG, NOW HOW'M I SUPPOSED TO SEND SCANS OF MY BALLS TO THE DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY??
A: Hey guy, I'm just watching all the Bourne movies end to end.
Big D: Me too on Bravo! Bourne is such a badass.
A: Yeah, except these super-assassins always do the same weak thing. When they come to take you out, they cut the land-lines. All that really does is send a signal saying HEY SUCKAS I AM COMING TO GET YOU.
Big D: True, and then they should all be whipping out their cell phones and crying at their mommas.
A: BE AFRAID BITCHES I HAVE TOTALLY TAKEN OUT YOUR FAX MACHINE!
Big D: HEY JASON BOURNE YOU BIG SHITBAG, NOW HOW'M I SUPPOSED TO SEND SCANS OF MY BALLS TO THE DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY??
