2012-08-06

2012-08-06 12:28 pm

Brief Conversation with Big D

Big D: Hey man what's up?

A: Hey guy, I'm just watching all the Bourne movies end to end.

Big D: Me too on Bravo! Bourne is such a badass.

A: Yeah, except these super-assassins always do the same weak thing. When they come to take you out, they cut the land-lines. All that really does is send a signal saying HEY SUCKAS I AM COMING TO GET YOU.

Big D: True, and then they should all be whipping out their cell phones and crying at their mommas.

A: BE AFRAID BITCHES I HAVE TOTALLY TAKEN OUT YOUR FAX MACHINE!

Big D: HEY JASON BOURNE YOU BIG SHITBAG, NOW HOW'M I SUPPOSED TO SEND SCANS OF MY BALLS TO THE DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY??