Suspicious White Powder

BILL: Hello, I’m Bill Blauers. You may know me from that thing, or the other thing, with the guy, in the place. Mostly you know me as that Australian fellow, don’t you? Hello, Audience!

AUDIENCE: HI, BILL!

BILL: Ha ha, you’re all so lovely. Tonight we’re going to have a SUPER SPECIAL TIME with our special guest, but first I want to ask you a question. Have you ever felt, well, neglected? Ignored? Yes? Yes?

F/X: GENERAL NOISES OF ASSENT

BILL: Yes! We’ve all felt like we just haven’t gotten our fair share of attention from the universe from time to time, haven’t we? It’s just dreadful, but I’ve some SUPER TERRIFIC news for you, because tonight we’re going to change all that! Yes! I know, it’s wonderful!

F/X: EXCITEMENT

BILL: Oh my goodness, I can’t wait another minute. No, I just can’t hold out any longer, ha ha! I simply must introduce you to tonight’s very special guest, Doctor Stephen Fatlip, the remarkable inventor of SUSPICIOUS WHITE POWDER. Come on out, Doctor!

F/X: APPLAUSE

DOCTOR: Holy cow!

BILL: I know, right? They’re all so utterly super!

DOCTOR: It’s like looking out onto a briny sea of awesome!

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