Uncanny Valley PTA

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I want to tell you all the story 'bout a Santa Mira widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Santa Mira Junior High
Well, her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
And she said Mama I got a note here from Uncanny Valley, PTA

Well, the note said Mrs. Johnson you've been acting like a human being
And you might just have been individualistic from the things we're seeing
If you're One of Us you oughtn't to be bringing up your little girl this way
And it was signed by the Group Mind, Uncanny Valley, PTA

Well, it happened that the PTA was gonna meet in front of city hall
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson hid a shotgun underneath her shawl
And then she brandished it at people; I can still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting of Uncanny Valley PTA

Well, there's Bobby Taylor pointing there and seven times he's made a scary scream
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to take emotionless-ness to a real extreme
And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why you've closed your store and started acting odd?
And is that Widow Jones or just a lookalike that's crawling from that pod?

Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause a doppelganger went and took his place
And that can't be Shirley Thompson, just a big legume that's copying her face
So just before I blow you all away, let's put this in appropriate context:
I want the whole entire world to know they're here already and you're next!

No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
The day my mama socked it to the Uncanny Valley PTA
The day my mama socked it to the Uncanny Valley PTA