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Better Living Through Necromancy
Jun. 20th, 2011 06:19 pmI want you to imagine a new life. I want you to imagine a new YOU.
Picture yourself freed from the constraints of daily drudgery. Visualize what you could do if the tedious details of everyday life were lifted from your shoulders.
What would it be like? What would YOU be like?
It's not a pipedream. It's not science fiction. It's reality. QuimbandaLife [tm] is a household system that empowers the homeowner. With QuimbandaLife [tm], you can be talking on the phone while doing the dishes. And vacuuming the carpet. And mowing the lawn. And rocking your baby. You can do it all. You could be doing it within a week.
It's foolproof. It's inexpensive. And it works every time. This pamphlet is going to tell you how to make QuimbandaLife [tm] work for you.
There's no trick. There are no gimmicks. QuimbandaLife [tm] uses simple, well-understood principles in necromancy. You can bring the power of restless spirits into YOUR home, and put them to work for YOU.
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Picture yourself freed from the constraints of daily drudgery. Visualize what you could do if the tedious details of everyday life were lifted from your shoulders.
What would it be like? What would YOU be like?
It's not a pipedream. It's not science fiction. It's reality. QuimbandaLife [tm] is a household system that empowers the homeowner. With QuimbandaLife [tm], you can be talking on the phone while doing the dishes. And vacuuming the carpet. And mowing the lawn. And rocking your baby. You can do it all. You could be doing it within a week.
It's foolproof. It's inexpensive. And it works every time. This pamphlet is going to tell you how to make QuimbandaLife [tm] work for you.
There's no trick. There are no gimmicks. QuimbandaLife [tm] uses simple, well-understood principles in necromancy. You can bring the power of restless spirits into YOUR home, and put them to work for YOU.
( Read more... )
