Public Safety Announcement
May. 17th, 2011 05:40 pmAttention residents of the United States of America, inclusive of all territories and protectorates, and applicable also to visitors, foreign diplomats, incarcerated persons and all other persons who, for any reason, may find themselves present on American soil:
According to some predictions, the Rapture will take place on May 21, 2011. These predictions indicate that the Christian faithful, beginning with the dead and following with living persons, will rise into the air and join Jesus Christ in Heaven. These predictions go on to state that this will mark the beginning of the Time of Tribulations, a seven year period where God rains judgment down on the Earth.
As with all claims based on faith and religious scripture, these predictions are not without controversy. There is no agreement, even among Christian believers, on what exactly will happen on or after May 21. However, in the interests of public safety, the government of the United States of America is taking no chances. The following measures and protocols have been developed to minimize threats to the public, Christian and otherwise, during a Rapture event.
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According to some predictions, the Rapture will take place on May 21, 2011. These predictions indicate that the Christian faithful, beginning with the dead and following with living persons, will rise into the air and join Jesus Christ in Heaven. These predictions go on to state that this will mark the beginning of the Time of Tribulations, a seven year period where God rains judgment down on the Earth.
As with all claims based on faith and religious scripture, these predictions are not without controversy. There is no agreement, even among Christian believers, on what exactly will happen on or after May 21. However, in the interests of public safety, the government of the United States of America is taking no chances. The following measures and protocols have been developed to minimize threats to the public, Christian and otherwise, during a Rapture event.
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