What to Expect When You're Expecting an Abomination

When I was posting to talk.bizarre, I designated December 1 as what came to be known as Fail to Suck Day. On this day I urged people to only post original material -- no followups, no lame chat sessions, just something original and something good. For several years, reading talk.bizarre on December 2 was a brain-exploding experience.

In 1996 on Fail to Suck Day, I posted this to announce the expected birth of my son, who came along the following April.

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