Hey There Belial

Hey there Belial
What's it like down in Gehenna?
I'm not sold yet on sinning
On the horns of a dilemma
So to speak
It's just so cool to be a freak
It's so chic

Hey there Belial
Don't you worry about that contract
I'll vet it with my lawyer
Just as soon as we're in contact
He's with you
How that could be I have no clue
'Cause he's a Jew

Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Belial
I know times are getting rough
There's like a church on every block
And those evangelists are tough
They'll make you go
Convert or join your fellow schmoe
Guantanamo

Hey there Belial
I've got so much left to tell
But this phone call isn't local
And the roaming rates are hell
But this is true:
There's hell to pay, so I'd pay you
Catch-22

Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me

Eternity seems pretty long
But then, so is this shitty song
It's hard to say which torment hurts me more
Our friends will all make fun of us -
'Cause I'm a dorkus maximus,
And for a demon, you're kind of a bore
Belial, I can promise you
That by the time this song is through
We'll make the fearsome hosts of heaven snore
At this ordure

Hey there Delilah,
Your pal Samson needs a trim
Just a little off the top, now
Maybe clip some 'round the rim --
You took the lot!
Now all my Godly strength is shot!
Good thing you're hot

Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
What you do to me