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RE: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL
SIR,
I AM MAKING THIS CONTACT ON BEHALF OF MY SISTER MRS MARIAM ABACHA, THE WIFE OF OUR FORMER HEAD OF STATE, LATE GENERAL SANNI ABACHA, NOT MINDING THE CONSEQUENCES, BUT HOPING THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND OUR PREDICAMENT HENCE THE NEED FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE AND CO-OPERATION.
I AM PRINCE ISA AHMED THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO MRS, MARIAM ABACHA. YOUR CONTACT WAS REFERRED TO US AS AN INDIVIDUAL OF UNIMPEACHABLE CHARACTER AND WE HOPE THAT YOU CAN GIVE US ADEQUATE ASSISTANCE. UNFORTUNATELY MY SISTER CANNOT CONTACT YOU DIRECTLY, AND SO I HAVE IN GOOD FAITH SOUGHT THIS CONTACT ON HER BEHALF.
MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING A LARGE BOX OUT OF NIGERIA AND INTO YOUR KEEPING ABROAD. SAID BOX CONTAINS THE SUM OF THIRTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS U.S. ($35,000,000.00). THESE FUNDS WERE PART OF THE FAMILY FORTUNE WHICH ARE MOST PRESSINGLY SOUGHT BY THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT, AND IF DISCOVERED WILL CERTAINLY BE RECLAIMED BY THOSE CORRUPT INDIVIDUALS. UNFORTUNATELY MY SISTER WAS INCAPACITATED RECENTLY AND, BEING PURSUED VIGOROUSLY BY NIGERIAN AGENTS OF THE PRIESTHOOD, COULD NOT CARRY OUT HER AIM OF REMOVING THIS BOX FROM THE COUNTRY. MRS. MARIAM ABACHA HAS A LOT OF CONFIDENCE IN ME AND FORTUNATELY WITH MY IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE, AND CONTACT WE WERE ABLE TO DEPOSIT THE MONEY IN A SECURITY VAULT PENDING WHEN THE WHOLE SITUATION WILL BE CALM.
FORTUNATELY FOR US, MY SISTER HAS NOT BEEN LOCATED TO THE GOVERNMENT'S GREAT FRUSTRATION, AND SO THIS IS OUR OPPORTUNITY TO REMOVE THE MONEY OUT OF NIGERIA. WE ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU 30% OF THE FUNDS AFTER THE TRANSACTION FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS AN ASSURANCE THAT YOU CAN HANDLE THE AMOUNT INVOLVED COMFORTABLY AND ALSO I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS VERY ARRANGEMENT.
IS REST ASSURED THAT THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED SINCE I HAVE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING HERE IN NIGERIA? THE MATTER FOR YOU IS OF THE SIMPLEST NATURE; YOUR INSTRUCTIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1) PROCEED TO BOOK PASSAGE TO LAGOS AT FASTEST POSSIBLE PACE AND PAY A VISIT TO QUEEN MSUTE NATIONAL BANK;
2) THERE PRESENT YOUR CREDENTIALS AND RECLAIM THE BOX LEFT UNDER YOUR NAME. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PROCURE TRANSPORT AS THE BOX IS EXCEEDINGLY HEAVY. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE BOX IS SEALED AND MUST NOT BE OPENED UNTIL YOU RETURN TO YOUR NATIVE COUNTRY.
3) BE MOST EXCEEDINGLY WATCHFUL FOR PRIESTS WHO MAY BE WATCHING FOR THE REMOVAL OF THE BOX FROM THE COUNTRY. THESE PRIESTS MAY CARRY SHARP KNIVES AND SPEAK IN STRANGE LANGUAGES, BUT BE ADVISED THAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ME OR MY RELATIVES AND NOT INDIVIDUAL OR INDIVIDUALS FROM OTHER NATIONS. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PROCURE PAPERWORK INDICATING THAT THE BOX CONTAINS MEDICAL SAMPLES.
4) PROCURE PRIVATE TRANSPORT BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY. CIRCUMVENTING CUSTOMS IS MOST EXCELLENTLY SIMPLE IN NIGERIA AND SO IT SHALL NOT BE NECESSARY TO UNSEAL THE BOX IF PROPER PAYMENTS ARE MADE. RETURN BY AIR OR TRAIN BUT NOT, REPEAT *NOT*, ACROSS OPEN WATER.
5) UPON RETURNING HOME, LOCATE BOX IN DARK UNDERGROUND LOCATION TO UNSEAL, AS LIGHT-SENSITIVE TRAPS HAVE BEEN PLACED WITHIN BOX TO FOIL LOOTERS. WITHIN SHALL YOU FIND GOLD BULLION IN THE AMOUNT OF THIRTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLARS U.S. ($35,000,000.00) OF WHICH 30% IS YOURS TO TAKE, AND ALSO SOME OLD BONES AND A QUANTITY OF SOIL, BUT THESE THINGS ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO YOU AND SHOULD BE IGNORED. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PERFORM THIS STEP ALONE, FOR WHO KNOWS IF ANY ACCOMPLICE MIGHT BETRAY YOU AND SEEK TO CLAIM YOUR GOLD? I OR MY AGENTS SHALL COME ALONG IN SHORT ORDER TO CLAIM THE REMAINDER.
ON BEHALF OF MYSELF AND MY EXALTED SISTER AND OUR GREAT AND EXTENDED FAMILY, MUCH GRATITUDE SHALL PASS FROM US TO YOU. YOUR HONOR AND RESOURCEFULNESS SHALL SUSTAIN US IN THIS LIFE AND BEYOND.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
PRINCE ISA AHMED
SIR,
I AM MAKING THIS CONTACT ON BEHALF OF MY SISTER MRS MARIAM ABACHA, THE WIFE OF OUR FORMER HEAD OF STATE, LATE GENERAL SANNI ABACHA, NOT MINDING THE CONSEQUENCES, BUT HOPING THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND OUR PREDICAMENT HENCE THE NEED FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE AND CO-OPERATION.
I AM PRINCE ISA AHMED THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO MRS, MARIAM ABACHA. YOUR CONTACT WAS REFERRED TO US AS AN INDIVIDUAL OF UNIMPEACHABLE CHARACTER AND WE HOPE THAT YOU CAN GIVE US ADEQUATE ASSISTANCE. UNFORTUNATELY MY SISTER CANNOT CONTACT YOU DIRECTLY, AND SO I HAVE IN GOOD FAITH SOUGHT THIS CONTACT ON HER BEHALF.
MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING A LARGE BOX OUT OF NIGERIA AND INTO YOUR KEEPING ABROAD. SAID BOX CONTAINS THE SUM OF THIRTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS U.S. ($35,000,000.00). THESE FUNDS WERE PART OF THE FAMILY FORTUNE WHICH ARE MOST PRESSINGLY SOUGHT BY THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT, AND IF DISCOVERED WILL CERTAINLY BE RECLAIMED BY THOSE CORRUPT INDIVIDUALS. UNFORTUNATELY MY SISTER WAS INCAPACITATED RECENTLY AND, BEING PURSUED VIGOROUSLY BY NIGERIAN AGENTS OF THE PRIESTHOOD, COULD NOT CARRY OUT HER AIM OF REMOVING THIS BOX FROM THE COUNTRY. MRS. MARIAM ABACHA HAS A LOT OF CONFIDENCE IN ME AND FORTUNATELY WITH MY IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE, AND CONTACT WE WERE ABLE TO DEPOSIT THE MONEY IN A SECURITY VAULT PENDING WHEN THE WHOLE SITUATION WILL BE CALM.
FORTUNATELY FOR US, MY SISTER HAS NOT BEEN LOCATED TO THE GOVERNMENT'S GREAT FRUSTRATION, AND SO THIS IS OUR OPPORTUNITY TO REMOVE THE MONEY OUT OF NIGERIA. WE ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU 30% OF THE FUNDS AFTER THE TRANSACTION FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS AN ASSURANCE THAT YOU CAN HANDLE THE AMOUNT INVOLVED COMFORTABLY AND ALSO I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS VERY ARRANGEMENT.
IS REST ASSURED THAT THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED SINCE I HAVE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING HERE IN NIGERIA? THE MATTER FOR YOU IS OF THE SIMPLEST NATURE; YOUR INSTRUCTIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1) PROCEED TO BOOK PASSAGE TO LAGOS AT FASTEST POSSIBLE PACE AND PAY A VISIT TO QUEEN MSUTE NATIONAL BANK;
2) THERE PRESENT YOUR CREDENTIALS AND RECLAIM THE BOX LEFT UNDER YOUR NAME. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PROCURE TRANSPORT AS THE BOX IS EXCEEDINGLY HEAVY. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE BOX IS SEALED AND MUST NOT BE OPENED UNTIL YOU RETURN TO YOUR NATIVE COUNTRY.
3) BE MOST EXCEEDINGLY WATCHFUL FOR PRIESTS WHO MAY BE WATCHING FOR THE REMOVAL OF THE BOX FROM THE COUNTRY. THESE PRIESTS MAY CARRY SHARP KNIVES AND SPEAK IN STRANGE LANGUAGES, BUT BE ADVISED THAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ME OR MY RELATIVES AND NOT INDIVIDUAL OR INDIVIDUALS FROM OTHER NATIONS. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PROCURE PAPERWORK INDICATING THAT THE BOX CONTAINS MEDICAL SAMPLES.
4) PROCURE PRIVATE TRANSPORT BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY. CIRCUMVENTING CUSTOMS IS MOST EXCELLENTLY SIMPLE IN NIGERIA AND SO IT SHALL NOT BE NECESSARY TO UNSEAL THE BOX IF PROPER PAYMENTS ARE MADE. RETURN BY AIR OR TRAIN BUT NOT, REPEAT *NOT*, ACROSS OPEN WATER.
5) UPON RETURNING HOME, LOCATE BOX IN DARK UNDERGROUND LOCATION TO UNSEAL, AS LIGHT-SENSITIVE TRAPS HAVE BEEN PLACED WITHIN BOX TO FOIL LOOTERS. WITHIN SHALL YOU FIND GOLD BULLION IN THE AMOUNT OF THIRTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLARS U.S. ($35,000,000.00) OF WHICH 30% IS YOURS TO TAKE, AND ALSO SOME OLD BONES AND A QUANTITY OF SOIL, BUT THESE THINGS ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO YOU AND SHOULD BE IGNORED. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PERFORM THIS STEP ALONE, FOR WHO KNOWS IF ANY ACCOMPLICE MIGHT BETRAY YOU AND SEEK TO CLAIM YOUR GOLD? I OR MY AGENTS SHALL COME ALONG IN SHORT ORDER TO CLAIM THE REMAINDER.
ON BEHALF OF MYSELF AND MY EXALTED SISTER AND OUR GREAT AND EXTENDED FAMILY, MUCH GRATITUDE SHALL PASS FROM US TO YOU. YOUR HONOR AND RESOURCEFULNESS SHALL SUSTAIN US IN THIS LIFE AND BEYOND.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
PRINCE ISA AHMED
