Going Straight to Hell

Get up...
Get down...

Principale cardinal
Has the influenza
Hear he's got a book out
Not on my credenza
Break the monotony, get a trachaeotomy
Will he live? will he die? fo-fum-fee-fi

Talk about, Pope mucus
Talk about, Pope mucus

(Shoobie doobie doo wop)
I wanna dedicate this
(Pop pop shoo wop)
To all the fornicators
(Shoobie doobie doo wop)
Not to be heretical
(Pop pop shoo wop)
Let's get catechetical!

Romans, Nyawkers and Dubuque-ers,
Everybody talk about Pope mucus!
Talk about, Pope mucus
Talk about, Pope mucus
Pope pope pope pope mucus