Celebratory Firing Ban (100 words)
Dec. 22nd, 2011 06:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hwrnmnbsolNOTICE:
Seasonal high spirits aside, safety concerns must trump celebrations. Accordingly, station personnel are ordered not to fire the Death Star beam on New Year's Eve.
Stray planet-killing rays account for billions of lives lost every year, some of them not ordered by the Emperor. Well-intentioned troopers see only a collimated beam of high-energy photons shooting harmlessly off into space, but even at long range, the Death Star's power is formidable.
Those responsible for the accidental annihilation of moons, planets or entire star systems will receive fines and a reprimand, which will go on your permanent record. That is all.
Seasonal high spirits aside, safety concerns must trump celebrations. Accordingly, station personnel are ordered not to fire the Death Star beam on New Year's Eve.
Stray planet-killing rays account for billions of lives lost every year, some of them not ordered by the Emperor. Well-intentioned troopers see only a collimated beam of high-energy photons shooting harmlessly off into space, but even at long range, the Death Star's power is formidable.
Those responsible for the accidental annihilation of moons, planets or entire star systems will receive fines and a reprimand, which will go on your permanent record. That is all.
