Jul. 21st, 2011

THIS EPISODE OF THE DIRECT-STIM FUNTIME HOUR IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NOMONOMS, THE MAKERS OF KIBBLY SNAX, STRONTI-MMMS, AND SMILODONUTS! KIDS: WOULDN'T A FEW EMPTY CALORIES GO GREAT WITH THIS:

BOBBY: Gosh dang it, Ronny! I wish we didn't have to study so hard for our Science Caste Qualifying Exams!

RONNY: That's for sure, Bobby! Learning sure is hard without electricity!

BOBBY: I mean, you and I were bred for understanding technical stuff, but all this ancient history is for the synthetic birds!

RONNY: I keep getting mixed up on all the old Presidents. Two Adams; Two Bushes; Three bin Ladens…

BOBBY: All this would be so much easier if we just went back in time and made it so they were all named 'Washington'. Then studying would be a snap!

RONNY: Say, Bobby, that's a super idea! We could borrow my Pop's Retro Cruiser!

BOBBY: I dunno, Ronny; there might be some kind of consequences.

RONNY: Don't be a fraidy-prole! Anything we mess up we can just go and fix with the time machine! It's a perfect plan!

BOBBY: You must be right! Let's take some stimulants and do it!

[IMPRESSIVE EXPLOSION]

CHRONO AVENGER!: Not so fast, children who present visually as male!

BOBBY + RONNY: CHRONO AVENGER!

CHRONO AVENGER!: One and the same.

BOBBY: Golly, I always considered it vanishingly improbable that you'd ever visit *my* family dwelling unit, Chrono Avenger!

RONNY: But why are you here, and not fighting crime in the FAR FLUNG FUTURE??

CHRONO AVENGER!: Incipient adults, I'm here to prevent a terrible tragedy. You don't know it, but you're about to create a TIME!! CRISIS!!! [reverb]

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