Jul. 7th, 2011

Crap! No time to write *again*. This sucks.

"Snooki" Stackhouse, orange-hued telepath and veterinary technician, had to decide between Guido lovers. There was Sam "The Situation" Merlotte, the shape-shifter with the rock-hard abs, and there was "Billy D" Compton, Italian-American vampire and deejay.

"We been smushing all summer," argued Billy D. "On the bayou, in my coffin, everywheres. Now you wanna nail this animal?"

"Some of us don't stop partying when the sun comes up," scoffed Sam.

"What? He's a stud!" said Snooki, reeling slightly. "I can read his mind. Sex, sex, sex; always!" Sam preened.

"Yeah?" said the vampire. "Read *my *mind, bitch!"

Snooki laughed. "WHAT mind?!"

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